Film Description:

After giving birth, Justin-weena’s baby causes chaos.

Film History:

Before Enterprise: Flashed and all the other good stuff, there was the Chad Warrior Queen series, a parody of Xena: Warrior Princess. Basically, the story involved me with a bat and a cardboard chakram, running around and saving the day. It also involved Justin-weena (who the hell came up with that name?), Chad’s sidekick. In this particular episode, Justin-weena has a baby (and Justin-weena is a guy so I don’t get it either). This baby looks exactly like his mother and is of course evil. So it’s up to Chad Warrior Queen to put an end to baby Dope’s reign of terror (which apparently involves being in my backyard with shorts on his head). Justin-weena isn’t much help in this episode, for he mainly remains on the ground crying about his evil baby. Yes, this movie does suck, just like all of our old works. There are some funny moments though. During the first confrontation, Baby Dope says to Chad “Don’t you recognize me?”. But his face is covered with a pair of boxers. So how the hell could my character recognize Baby Dope when he can’t even see his face. Also, at the end of the movie when I kill Baby Dope, Justin-weena races to stop me. Since Justin was playing Justin-weena, he couldn’t be Baby Dope, so I end up killing an invisible person. I think this movie could have been better if I had a pair of succulent jugs. Oh well.

Film Information:

Title: Chad Warrior Queen: Baby Dope
Genre: Comedy
Released: 1999
Available: I.M. Independent Productions Volume 2
Director: Chad Troftgruben
Writers: Chad Troftgruben, Justin Huber
Cast and Crew:

Chad Troftgruben as Chad Warrior Queen
Justin Huber as Justin-weena, Baby Dope

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